I just dreamt I stood on glass. Now my food really hurts! I don’t want to look at it incase its actually got glass in! Fuck you broken dream light bulb that held the shrunken version of the emerald city!!
Reblogged from the-flaccid-eel
Just watch it.
No, seriously. Watch the video.
but guys…can you imagine what would happen if someone hacked the highways?
SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT
Reblogged from teddyrufusaltman
This is apparently coming out in 3 days.
In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think
I’ve been beta testing it and I can confirm it’s actually the greatest app ever. Full iOS release date is as specified, Android release this Spring.
It’s so intense, at one point during the first mission when radio contact was lost, I could hear them trying to contact me “Can you hear us?!” and I literally grabbed the mic and shouted, “I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT DO I DO?” even though that’s not how it works.
I’m just glad nobody was near me.
Alright yall sit your asses down I’m telling you a story
I have this app and it is one of my best purchases I’ve ever had. It endorses your running and makes you work.
The only downside is that it is fucking terrifying. One time, I was running, and got surrounded by zombies. Groaning and shuffling from all angles. And I have never ran that fast in my entire life. I completed my course(which usually takes 15 mins) in 5. I was also screaming a bit. I got some really weird looks, too.
So, morale of the story: This is a fucking scary app and I recommend it 100%.
it’s a good app but it’s not scary why would you scream or yell in a mic, it’s a recording wth
if u wanna jog, get this app, it’s cute, the characters are lovely, and when your mission finishes it puts you onto Radio mode which is a fucking delight. you can turn the zombie chases on or off (i usually run with them off bc they’re annoying and start randomly which isn’t good bc i have to cross a lot of roads on my jog routes).
they also have a 5k trainer app
This is how I get fit… or die … probably die .. from a heart attack .. due to over exertion and fear of a mental zombie death!!